O FORTUNA, YOU ARE SO EPIC.

(via sade)

MY HAIR IS A BIRD.

sade:

Leave it to TMZ to obtain the audio of Obama’s now-infamous off-the-record “jackass” remark made just prior to an interview with CNBC.

This is everything I hoped it would be.

[via.]

DIABEETUS.

A muppet death metal special. (via theduty)

Presented without comment for your viewing pleasure.

DAMN YOU, JEHOVA’S WITNESSES, GET OFFA MY LAWN/boat.

(via somethingchanged)

MORE READY-SET-GO! MEME ACTION.

randomology:

saraliz:

jordychristine:

Please reblog this to help strike a blow against pediatric cancer. I will post on Sunday exactly how much I’ve raised by doing this!

boomboxexplosion:

Sleepyhead (Bo Flex Yes Giantess Remix) by Passion Pit

thedailywhat:

Cyanide and Happiness.

plus, he’s a socialist muslim (via twilt)

boom goes the dynamite.

allisonweiss:

maxforfree:

LOLOLOLOL

too soon?!

READY-SET-GO ULTRA MEME!DOM HAS BEEN REACHED.

ALMOST AT CRITICAL MASS, AT WHICH POINT MEME WILL CREATE BLACK HOLE, DEVOURING UNIVERSE.

USE EXTREME CAUTION FROM HERE FORWARD.

fact. (via theduty)

THE READY-SET-GO MEME! IS STRONG WITH THIS ONE…

SIMPRY DERIGHTFUL!